(via forever90s)

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pizzasavedmylife:

The worst way to go

(via bashturd)

dampsandwich:

how gross would it be if girls pooped

(via thechamberofsecrets)

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

(via hazelgracelancasters)

dannycollage:

“A Clue (Trivia)”

(via fuckyeahgiraffes)

danimansutti:

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

(Source: whatsyournewurl, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

 

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internetexplorers:

if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me

if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me

if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me

(via somewhatsignificunt)

s—ge:

In Portland, we don’t say “i love you”, we say “tree tREE RAIN recycle green put bIRd on it LOCALLY gROWn toms shoes BEER” which roughly translates to “i dont know how to pump my own gas” i think that’s really beautiful

(Source: jaunepois, via bashturd)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via suckmydickhoe)